Satire blog post 2

Violence is the answer!!!


  A whole mob of angry women get into a bloddy fight over standing for women's rights. It all started with a wifed that discovered her husband had been having an affair with another women. She had found out by a bunch of posts on Facebook of her husband and this women's romantic relationship. The two women had decided to settle for the man the old fashioned way. War! The two women along with many other females, had brought all there knifes, guns, candles and anything they could find to help the wife get back her husband. This the perfect way to settle for a man.

The first Satire blog post

Teachers encourage kids to bring their cell phones to class. 


 Teachers have begun to realize that cell phones are very helpful in many ways, for example they have the internet at their fingertips, they have calculators and much more. Also teens are so interested in learning without technology. So teachers all over BC preformed a meeting and said that every student should have a cell phone on their desk or in their had at all times. The only problem is, is that teenagers hate cell phones! They think its stupid to cary one around all the time, text each other even though they have nothing to talk about and to basically show off how "rich" you are with your type of cell phone. The government is trying to figure out how to get teenagers addicted to cell phones because this would be a good exercise for their thumbs in the way of texting, great for school and there marks!